"Hey! I don't want you killin' anyone alright?"(Vash)"Why don't you just ask me not to breath?"(Wolfwood)"Thou shalt not kill! What kind of churchman are you anyway?"(Vash)
"We never lifted a finger to help so we don't have one to point now!"(Brad)
"Humans are nothing like God. Not only do they have limited power, but are somtimes driven to become the devil himself."(Wolfwood)
"Hello!"(Vash)"Hello!"(Milly)
"She's actually very nice! She bought the dounuts."(Milly)"Yeah, nice and loud."(Vash)
"Is it ready?"(Vash)"We'll bring it out when it's ready."(Meryl)"Wow. Scary. Later!"(Vash)
"First you run around crying like an abandoned baby, and now you're jumping off cliffs! What the hell is the matter with you?"(Wolfwood)
"Suicide? To tell you the truth, i dissaprove of suicide more than anything!"(Vash)
"You...ah...but I would never dream of anything like [punches self in jaw]. UGH! I mean very sensible idea Mr. Cliff! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Later!."(Vash)
"Lifeline secure. Wind favorable. I've got the guts!...I"M COMING MARYANNE!!"(Vash)
"You know you should check out a used bike before you go out riding it."(Vash)"Are you dissing my beautiful shiny Angelina II, Vash?"(Wolfwood)"No, actually I'm dissing you not your stupid broken motorcycle!"(Vash)"Come again needle-nogin?"(Wolfwood)"Hey! Who you callin' needle-nogin?"(Vash)"I'd say it's pretty darn obvious!"(Wolfwood)
"[sigh]...You just gonna sleep?[punches Vash/Ericks]"(Wolfwood)"What the hell are you doing to him?"(Doctor)"He needed it!"(Wolfwood)
"Oh...ah...Hi there Mr. Bandit Man! We're sorry you didn't think it was that funny. I thought i'd let you know she's only a little 12 year old, come on now have a heart!"[bandit launces cannon next to Vash]"OOOWWWAAAHHHHH!"(Vash)
"The man who will slaughter the innocent, does the most evil of evil deeds, with the price of 60 billion double dollars on his head. Yes I am that man!"(Vash)
"I never let any one get away, and i'm known for my bullets never missing their mark, especially if it's the heart of a beautiful young lady. BING!"(Vash)
"There he is!""In here get him!"(citizens of Inetperil
city) "What? OH CRAP!!!!"(Vash)"We have you now!"(citizens)
"OH really? Do you mean me?"(Vash) "Mama, why does this keep happening to me? I haven't done anything wrong, but everyone is always chaseing me! Why are they chaseing me? What should i do, Mama? Why am i crying in french?"(Vash)
"AH...Gee thats to bad. You've got a flat tire, well looks like you won't be getting away in this!"(Vash)
"You're one of those easily decieved types that cries himself to sleep everynight?"(Meryl)"Pppssshhh...Thanks a lot dreamwrecker."(Vash)
"Hostage situation #1: Take the area of the hostage with force"(Vash)"Won't work"(Frank Marlin)"Hostage situation #2: Send everyone into a mad panic by screaming EARTHQUAKE!"(Vash)"Even worse"(Frank Marlin)
"Do you make like pretty dresses?"(Milly)"Hardly! I'm a priest, you
know saving the lambs that stray of their paths protecting world peace!
You girls are the ones who spotted me. YOu saved my bacon,
thanks!"(Wolfwood) "Actually the one who spotted you when you were a
tiny spec in the distance...was that pathectic guy."[Vash is on the floor
tring to get water from his canteen](Meryl) "Well now I haven't
introduced myself, i'm Wolfwood."( Wolfwood) "I am know as
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari
Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel
Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call."(Vash)
"The Deadly Dodgeball Head! A simple technique to hold the ball in place with intense suction! Try this at home kids!!"(Vash)
"That makes us even now for your help on the sandsteamer." *Frame shrinkens* "Hey! Is that all the time I get?!" [Frame disappears](Vash)
"Not to mention, during this conversation, I could have grouped you at least five times... Ok, so let's say maybe four times."(Vash)
"AW MAN, I ACTUALLY HAVE TO FIGHT THIS GUY!! How can I possibly win such a battle or even have a chance to survive a fight with a guy who smiles with those evil eyes?! The answer is I can't, I'm gonna be slaughterd, that's all. It's not even funny. I should just back out! That's what I should do alright! Yeah, yeah! For once I'm right! Yeah, yeah!"(Vash)
"There he is!""In here get him!"(citizens of Inetperil city) "What? OH CRAP!!!!"(Vash)"We have you now!"(citizens) "OH really? Do you mean me?"(Vash)
"Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a...single man alive. LA DI DA DI DA Genocide. LA DI DA DI DUM an ocean of blood. Now begins the killing time."(Vash)"What are you talking about? He wasn't funny, he was down right weird. Milly, no one in the right mind could tell that goofball was him!"(Meryl)
"Donuts are his favorite food..."(Meryl)
"No, no. I can't do that! What am I thinking? I'm a man of God for God's sakes!"(Wolfwood)
"Oh, my. I'm about to go down in flames..."(Wolfwood)"Sometimes the answers just crash down from heaven."(Wolfwood)
"She does everything I can't. Like it's no big deal. It's really irritating." (about Milly)(Wolfwood)"And besides, whenever I look at you, I'm reminded of everything I hate about myself. You know it hurts." (to Vash)(Wolfwood)
Why is that I always run into so much trouble when your around?" (to Vash)(Wolfwood)
"I've always had my suspicions you were no mere mortal. But I never imagined you actually... A cat... Wait! What the hell am I saying?! Where is that idiot?!!"(Wolfwood)
"We're nothing like God. Not only do we have limited powers, we sometimes are driven to become the devil himself."(Wolfwood)
"I’ve come here to warn you. I’m afraid your life is going to end. Today."(Legato)
"Your reaction was better than I hoped. You’re fun."(Legato)
"But to think I could kill every man, woman, and child here in the blink of an eye if I wanted to. The power of death is intoxicating."(Legato)
"...Humans are a total waste of life..."(Legato)
"A fork please."(Legato)
"I intend to eventually destroy all of mankind, right down to the very last speck of dust yet... Why is it that you insist on meeting your death sooner?"(Legato)"It's simple. You're the first to die."(Legato)
"But at least you know, just how much pain there is in living."(Legato)
"The day it all ends is near. I advise you to make good use of the time you have left."(Legato)
"It must be the way you look, Vash the Stampede. Your very existance seems to cause me undue irritation."(Legato)
"Humans, how pathetic."(Legato)
"It's a simple formula. The greater the tragedy, the greater the emotional effect."(Legato)
"Do you intend to die, Vash the Stampede? The time has come for you to use it. Go ahead, use it. Use it. It is something only you can do. Use it, quickly!"(Legato)